{"id":4091,"date":"2009-01-27T00:07:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-26T23:07:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/?p=4091"},"modified":"2009-01-27T00:07:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-26T23:07:27","slug":"vicky-cristina-barcelona","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/vicky-cristina-barcelona\/","title":{"rendered":"Vicky Cristina Barcelona"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vcb.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vcb-500x325.jpg\" alt=\"vcb\" title=\"vcb\" width=\"500\" height=\"325\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4099\" srcset=\"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vcb-500x325.jpg 500w, https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/01\/vcb.jpg 850w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: American?<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: I\u2019m Cristina and this is my friend, Vicky.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: What color are your eyes?<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: Uh&#8230;they\u2019re blue.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: I would like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: To come where?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: To Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in one hour.<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: What, where is Oviedo?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: A very short flight.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: By plane?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: Mm-hm.<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: What\u2019s in Oviedo?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: I go to see a sculpture that is very inspiring to me. A very beautiful sculpture. You\u2019ll love it.<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: Oh.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Oh, right, y-y-y-you\u2019re asking us to fly to Oviedo and back?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: Mm&#8230;no, we\u2019ll spend the weekend. I mean, I\u2019ll show you around the city and&#8230;we\u2019ll eat well, we\u2019ll drink good wine, we\u2019ll make love.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Yeah&#8230;who-who exactly is going to, eh, make love?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: Hopefully, the three of us.<br \/>\nCristina sighs.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Oh, my God.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: I\u2019ll get your bill.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Jesus, this guy, he doesn\u2019t beat around the bush. Look, senor, maybe in a different life.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: Mm-hm? Why not? Life is short. Life is dull. Life is full of pain. And this is a chance for something special.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Right, well, who-who exactly are you?<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: I am Juan Antonio. And you are&#8230; (to Vicky) &#8230;Vicky&#8230; (to Cristina) &#8230;and you are Cristina. Right? Or is it the other way around?<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: Yeah, that\u2019s right.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Yeah, I mean, eh, you know, it could be the other way around because, frankly, it doesn\u2019t matter because either of us will do to keep the bed warm. You know, I, I get it.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: Well, you are both so lovely and beautiful.<br \/>\n<b>Vicky<\/b>: Yeah, thank you, but we do not fly off to make love with whoever invites us to charming little Spanish towns.<br \/>\n<b>Juan Antonio<\/b>: (to Cristina) Does she always analyze every inspiration until each grain of charm is&#8230;uh&#8230;como se dice, eh, squeezed out of it.<br \/>\n<b>Cristina<\/b>: I guess I have to say that, um&#8230;My eyes are green, actually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Juan Antonio: American? Cristina: I\u2019m Cristina and this is my friend, Vicky. Juan Antonio: What color are your eyes? Cristina: Uh&#8230;they\u2019re blue. Juan Antonio: I would like to invite you both to come with me to Oviedo. Vicky: To come where? Juan Antonio: To Oviedo. For the weekend. We leave in one hour. Cristina: What, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arrecadacao"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4091"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4102,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4091\/revisions\/4102"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}