{"id":243,"date":"2005-06-03T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T14:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/?p=243"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T23:00:00","slug":"strictly-mathematical-viewpoint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/strictly-mathematical-viewpoint\/","title":{"rendered":"strictly mathematical viewpoint"},"content":{"rendered":"<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n<p>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:<\/p>\n<p>What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have al l been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:<\/p>\n<p>If:<br \/>A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:<br \/>1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.<\/p>\n<p>Then:<\/p>\n<p>H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K<br \/>8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%<\/p>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<p>K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E<br \/>11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%<\/p>\n<p>But,<\/p>\n<p>A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E<br \/>1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%<\/p>\n<p>And,<\/p>\n<p>B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T<br \/>2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%<\/p>\n<p>AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.<\/p>\n<p>A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G<br \/>1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%<\/p>\n<p>So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it&#8217;s the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top!<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size:78%;\">[recebido por email]<\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both; padding-bottom: 0.25em;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have al l been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-arrecadacao"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=243"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/243\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tiago.pinhal.com\/blogue\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}